So I thought I had a little fart yesterday when I was driving in the car to Sonic on my lunch hour.....except it was more substantial than a little fart.
So I went to Wendy's instead because they have a restroom. I took off my panties and had to rinse my pants in the toilet. All the while I was thinking that I was SO glad that these were black pants because it wouldn't be obvious that they were wet.
I was in a hurry to put my pants back on because I was standing nekkie in the restroom where the crack between the door was a little to big for my liking. In my rush, I jammed my foot into my pants in the wrong place, nowhere near the leg, and managed to rip a huge hole in the front of my pants directly in front of my crotch. Well I had to put the pants back on anyway, because I had nothing else to wear. I had no undies on because they had been "soiled," so my hootenanny was hanging out all over the front of my pants.
By this time, I was just grateful that I had a long t-shirt and jacket and a fairly substantially sized purse to hold in front of me while I made like I was invisible and walked myself out of Wendy's. Of course I had to call my supervisor and tell her that I'd have to take an extended lunch because I had to go home and change my pants that I'd ripped....I did NOT mention the other incident.
Such humiliation. I have no pride left.
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Oooh, I've had one of those days before...at that point, I went home and told my boss that I wasn't coming in for the rest of the day. I just said I came down with food poisoning.
I hope you see these one day. You have ruined so many countless lives with your cheating and lies. No one knows but us and you. You hide your secret life to your family and friends. Knowing deep down what a piece of filthy shit you really are. Yet you scoff. We have another get together soon, to talk about you and share stories of your antics. Emails, texts. We are going to write a book about you one day, and call it the bitch never left. Watch for it.
Agreed, sack o shit is a self righteous bitch.
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