The Lunch from HELL!!!

So I thought I had a little fart yesterday when I was driving in the car to Sonic on my lunch hour.....except it was more substantial than a little fart.

So I went to Wendy's instead because they have a restroom. I took off my panties and had to rinse my pants in the toilet. All the while I was thinking that I was SO glad that these were black pants because it wouldn't be obvious that they were wet.

I was in a hurry to put my pants back on because I was standing nekkie in the restroom where the crack between the door was a little to big for my liking. In my rush, I jammed my foot into my pants in the wrong place, nowhere near the leg, and managed to rip a huge hole in the front of my pants directly in front of my crotch. Well I had to put the pants back on anyway, because I had nothing else to wear. I had no undies on because they had been "soiled," so my hootenanny was hanging out all over the front of my pants.

By this time, I was just grateful that I had a long t-shirt and jacket and a fairly substantially sized purse to hold in front of me while I made like I was invisible and walked myself out of Wendy's. Of course I had to call my supervisor and tell her that I'd have to take an extended lunch because I had to go home and change my pants that I'd ripped....I did NOT mention the other incident.

Such humiliation. I have no pride left.