I'm still displaced. I'm living (by the grace of God) with my friend Flik. I had an entirely different blog planned out for today but I've decided to save it for tomorrow. Let's just say that it's about poop and sex. (Yes John, it's your theory that I'm working from here.)
So I sat down today at Flik's PC (she's still at work) and started munching on cinammon rolls that HAD TO BE EATEN or they would forever be spoiled. Okay, they're not even close to being spoiled. I just felt the need to eat an exessive amount of bread with gooey caramel-y frosting on top. Here come the yummy noises!!!!
But I digress. The subject of today's blog is Flik. Flik has her PC set up to automatically go to this blogrolling dealie-ma-jigger where numerous blogs are listed. Presumably, these are Flik's favorite blogs. Do I see Scooby's blog listed there? NO.
My friend Flik, who encouraged me to begin this f'ing blog, does not even have me on her list.
For the love of God and all things gooey, she could just put my blog on there to visit NOW AND AGAIN....which is exactly about frequency of my posts.
I think I'm going to have to rethink this relationship. I don't feel the love. I may have to find a NEW and BETTER heterosexual same-sex life partner.
2 comments:
John says we can't wait for your blog on poop and sex. However, he would like to make sure you realize it should not be about poopy sex...that's NEVER OK.
BTW, you came off the blogroll because you hadn't posted in MONTHS. I thought it was dead.
Plus...John's a little frightened of your blog and we share the blog roll. :) Luv you!
Yeah because she was getting tired of your bullshit too. You certainly wore out your welcome.
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